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Gemma Jane, Gets Caned

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Gemma Jane Mawby went to Sunday brunch with her family, but couldn't keep from being rude, thus she earns a sound thrashing upon returning home.

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[Gemma Jane Mawby, 18]

Eighteen year-old, Gemma Jane, anxiously gnawed on a balled fist and fussed “I should have kept my bloody, damned mouth shut!” She fumed. Pouty, bubblegum pink lips trembled as she stood alone in the corner, waiting. Goddamn the waiting. Ah, maybe she should stop cursing? After all, that's how Gemma Jane got herself into this mess to begin with.

Profanity and being argumentative.

Yup. That was gorgeous, headstrong Gemma Jane. She never took no for an answer. Particularly, these days, when 'No' more often than not was issued from her parents. Mum normally came head to head with her obstinate daughter over clothes, boys and lately, almost anything else. Even small, insignificant stuff. Today had just been typical.

Right. You want to know what landed Gemm…

Of Galvatron, and Nerf Blasters

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Yesterday (The 28th) was my birthday. I got these two things from my friend. Been wanting the NerfRecon Mark II for awhile now. Its super Tacti-cool!
Also, I'm a huge Galvatron fan! He's an awesome figure... Besides his head. Come on, Hasbro, how can you mess up that part? I don't even mind his... Weird 'Jet Mode'. Speaking of, I keep him on the shelf right beside my chromed out, Transformers: Prime - Megatron.  
Yes. Totally different lines, but I like the notion of having Megatron, and Galvatron commanding an army together. After all, they're not always the same being. Sometimes they're two different guys. The figures actually share some of the same traits.

But why does everything need to be a Headmaster? (Titan Master?) One of my least favorite Transformers gimmicks.

I'll talk more about the Recon MK II, later.


A Shadow, Brightly-Lit

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Iblis Jinn falls from grace, yet his rebellion spurs plans that lay beyond his own understanding.
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Part One: Light-Bringer



Shaitan's expulsion from Heaven did not result from a singular act of dire evil. What we call evil, exists regardless of one fallen Vril General. For evil is implicit, a force of nature that transcends all created beings, who in their own way, must confront it. This includes Vril, Kri-Skar, and mankind alike. Its about choice. No, rather, an act of misplaced pride, intent to do good in his Father's likeness begot the highest archangel's rejection from Paradise. As they say, the route to damnation, is paved with noble aspirations.

--- Cauron Kreeve: The, 'For We Were Hewn From Rock...' Fragment.




[Araboth. Before Mankind, Or Time's Reckoning]

Long ago, there were two brother Vril. Chosen sons, highest of the high, beings of smokeless fire, offspring of that which we call Ehyeh asher ehyeh, o…

Things I Like

Maybe this is sort of silly, but I whatever. You can get to know your host better. Transformers. Figures, and TV Shows, as well as the movies. Nerf Blasters.EmGo, and Mascots reviews.Battlestar Galactica. Now, I grew up on the original, that being said, Ronald D. Moore's reboot is probably the best thing ever. Man of Steel. I came to realize, this is probably my favorite movie of all time. It, much like BvS, sings to me. I'll also tell you up front, I am a giant DC Comics‘fanboy’ whatever that means. In this case, it means I ‘get’ DC Comics characters in a manner that I do not relate to Marvel characters. Wonder WomanDUNE by Frank HerbertCats by which I mean felines. Plum Wine. It need not be expensive. Bigelow Earl Grey, and Constant Comment tea. Coffee


RWBY Volume 4

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So far, so good!

Rooster Teeth,was nice enough to compile Volumes 1-3 into a convenient playlist, you can find that in my forum, if you're unfamiliar with the show. Or just rewatch it because it's so good!

Binge Watch: RWBY Volumes 1-3.


Friday Kitten: Asa Akira

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Akira was born in Manhattan, New York, the only child of Japanese parents, both immigrants. She lived in SoHo and moved to Tokyo at age 9 when her father, a portrait photographer, was relocated there for work. She returned to the United States at age 13 and moved to Downtown Brooklyn and later Clinton Hill. In a 2014 interview, Akira described her childhood as being "perfectly normal." Her family spoke Japanese at home and were "health nuts" who avoided junk food.
As a teenager, Akira worked at the children's bookstore Books of Wonder as a cashier.
Gorgeous, Asa Akira, is Shaitanshammer's inaugural, Friday Kitten.






What Is This Place?

Hi!

I'm Rodney C. Johnson, sometimes Science Fiction, and Erotica author. Yes I write porn! My books can be found at the Roadrunner Books blog, or in the above linked bookstore. There's also a Nabble forum, just because I think it might come in limited use.

What can you expect to see posted here?

Just about anything. Its why I created this blog, as I didn't think the scope of my Roadrunner Books blog would allow for me to comfortably talk about everything that might pop into my head. What's that mean? I'll be upfront, I'm likely to talk, or post anything from topics on President Trump, or outright porn, and just images of hot girls, provided the mood strikes me.

Live with it!

Behold The Power of This Fully Functional Blog!

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Looks like I've restored Roadrunner Books to full working order. I remade the Bookstore, so whenever I publish a new book, it will automatically update, by using an RSS reader. An imperfect solution, but it works and reduces complications, while being easy to understand. (Google could be better with providing the RSS feeds for blogs...)
Also, while I was updating this blog, I realized I should probably create a more 'Personal' blog, where I am freer to talk about whatever I like. Lets face it, there are some subjects, even Science Fiction related topics that probably shouldn't be discussed under the banner of 'Roadrunner Books'.
Hence, my personal blog, known as Shaitanshammerhttp://shaitanshammer.blogspot.com/. Now unchained, I'll be able to talk about anything, from porn, to President Trump. Meanwhile, Roadrunner Books can focus on my writing (though, this is not a 'Writing blog') and make use of the nature of a blog for its indexing.
I may, or may…

Starblade

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The year is 2030, and the planet rebuilds in the wake of World War III, the "War on Terror". Frederika von Gotha, Duchess of Saxe-Coburg, a synthetic person, called a Morningstar, serves as a spy for her tiny nation. Being the perfect honeypot helps! She is given a mission, learn about the mysterious Falcanians and the secrets they keep hidden away on their artificial island.



Table of Content

Acknowledgment

Epigraph

Chapter 1. Coming Of The Overman

Chapter 2. The Golden Apple

Chapter 3. Phoenix Dawn

Phoenix Project Archive

ThunderHawk Compact

GLOSSARY

Also By...

About The Author


Chapter 1. Coming Of The Overman




I give you power to create life out of lifelessness. From the Earth's clay, manufacture a woman, she who shall be Eve to a new humanity, and become mother of Stormangels!

--- Iblis Jinn, The Shaitan



[November 9, 2030. Dukedom Of Saxe-Coburg Germany]

A grand command chair rested on a central platform -- a throne! From the …

Among Bright Stars...

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Humanity’s future, isn’t human…
Nadia Korelia, Falcanian queen, has spent the last three years assembling together her sibling Morningstars. Artificial people, who are in every way stronger, smarter and more beautiful. Can Nadia unite her fellow Morningstars, even as the Falcanians use war, to broker for peace?


Table of Contents

Epigraph

Chapter 1. Fateful Lightning

Chapter 2. In Thy Image

Chapter 3. Junction

Morningstar Index

Falcanian Ranks & Military

GLOSSARY

Also By...

About The Author


Epigraph



Robots of the world! The power of man has fallen! A new world has arisen: The Rule of the Robots! March!

--- Radius. R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots), Karel Capek, 1921



Chapter 1. Fateful Lightning




On this night of burning, the Earth forever changed. Born anew in a windstorm of flame, now to be ruled over forever more by the Twelve Sisters. The being, who called herself Alita Hel, lurked in the fire's shadow, cast by the immolated ci…

Synthetic, Electric Romance

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Sarina Rubik, is madly in love. Her guy Cylus, a broke down, Tank-Class Sentinel, loved her back with his every circuit. Yet Sarina, prone to trouble, walks right into a conspiracy on the Morningstar planet Gear. Why are fembots vanishing? Who is the Shredder? Most of all. What are the green skinned Humanoids that lurch around in Volt's shadows?


Table of Contents

Epigraph

Chapter 1. A Girl, And Her Mecha

Chapter 2. Devil In The Details

Chapter 3. All The Women Came And Went...

Dramatis Personae

TERMS OF INTEREST

Also By...

About The Author


Epigraph



Transition from mankind, into Hybrid, Morningstar offspring, did not come about as an abrupt traumatic occurrence. For a single reason. Homo Sapiens are prone to randomness, which we, as designed Robots lack. Both in our psyche and SNA. This tendency for entropy attracted us to you. Following a continuum, Neo-humans forged ahead, where Homo Sapiens ended. Everything from routine tasks, to falling …

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Official Trailer #1

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Valerian (Dane DeHaan) and Laureline (Cara Delevingne) are special operatives for the government of the human territories charged with maintaining order throughout the universe. Valerian has more in mind than a professional relationship with his partner – blatantly chasing after her with propositions of romance. But his extensive history with women, and her traditional values, drive Laureline to continuously rebuff him. Under directive from their Commander (Clive Owen), Valerian and Laureline embark on a mission to the breathtaking intergalactic city of Alpha, an ever-expanding metropolis comprised of thousands of different species from all four corners of the universe. Alpha’s seventeen million inhabitants have converged over time – uniting their talents, technology and resources for the betterment of all. Unfortunately, not everyone on Alpha shares in these same objectives; in fact, unseen forces are at work, placing our race in great danger.Luc Besson, really nailed this! I am awes…

Hammershot v Strongarm?

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Its a huge debate in the Nerf community, what is a better sidearm? Zombie Strike Hammershot, or Strongarm? Upfront I should say, I am unsure of the practicality of dual-wielding, however I can think of a number of good reasons to want a free hand. But I want to look at this a bit different. Lets talk about each blasters construction. The first thing I noticed when I picked each blaster up, was how they felt. A Strongarm – Feels like a toy. Its clanky, meaning you hear a lot of plastic moving which I find off putting. A Hammershot, doesn't feel like a toy. It feels solid, is the only way I know how to put it. And this alone helped make me prefer the Hammershot, over a Strongarm. Out of the box a Hammershot packs a punch. I'll tell you, this conclusion surprised me. I wanted to be a Strongarm fanboi, but after handling both blasters, I had to agree with the popular opinion, that the Hammershot is a better overall, more practical blaster. Does a Strongarm have a place? Sure. I think th…

AOA: GET OUT

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AOA is a South Korean idol girl group signed under FNC Entertainment. AOA debuted as an eight-member band that consists of Choa, Jimin, Yuna, Youkyung, Chanmi, Hyejeong, Seolhyun, and Mina.


The Phoenix Reborn...

I Considered Starting A New Blog...

That just seemed to me insane however, when I had this blog laying around, gathering mothballs with infrastructure built into it, that I would have put into place on a new blog anyway.

I really wanted the Roadrunner Books site to be my base of operations, but there seems not to be any good way of making it serve its larger purpose, of putting focus on my books without a real, fully functional blog attached to it.

I do have my issues with Google, but to make everyone happy, I've engaged the 'Adult Filter' though on a basic level, that offends me, but whatever. If it helps me sell books and get readers - I'll adjust.

My point is. From now on, I will be blogging here from now on.